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Welcome to Cinema Pirate Diso. Tonight's movie is Life is Funny, directed by Judd Apatow. It's based on his life starring his family and ad lib by his friends. So for the next 3.5 hours, enjoy. Mmm. Did you just pass gas while we were making love? You're the one who hired the Korean taco truck for our private school fundraiser. I live it, he writes it. Well, what did you think? We may be going to hell for seeing side bosom, but this backyard is a little slice of heaven. All thanks to Homer Simpson. Yeah! This is fun, and it was so nice of the movie company to let you show their film. Let me, uh, sweetheart, I downloaded it off the internet. Illigally. Illigally. Illigally. I know that if I need arms shipped illegally, you're the man I need to go to.
Illigally. I know that if I need arms shipped
illegally, you're the man I need to go to. Illigally. An ill-regal downhold. But Hollywood says stealing from Hollywood is wrong. I should a regular guy like me have to spend 15 bucks a ticket so studios can pay huge salaries to the air buds and Ray Leot is of the world. Oh! When I watched that pirate in movie, I was stealing with my eyes. So I repaying the good people in Hollywood for the ticket I should have bought. Now this money will end up in the hands of the talented people who make magic happen on the silver screen. Karen, get me the FBI! Karen! You people join this squad for one reason to fight movie pirates. To fight movie pirates. Actually, this isn't about your pirated movies. Is it another pirate's movie? I wanted to catch serial killers. From now on, you will lay down your lives to protect America's chick flicks, funny comedies and steady stream of animated misfires.
Sir, you have to see this. Took it off the web. Watch for free. Never pay for a movie again. Men, set your guns on kill. We're going after Homer Simpson. I now present direct from the computer of an angry editor at a special effects house, Cosmic Wars Episode 7. My childhood has been unruined. Listen up, Seedmeat. You're all in
violation of Title 17 of the US copyright code. You're all in violation of Title 17 of the US copyright code. You're all in violation of Title 17 of the US copyright code. Listen up, Seed Meat. You're all in violation of Title 17 of the US Copyright Code. It's a violation of international loss. Violation of international loss. No disciplinary violation. Easy there, hot shot. All the people I'm doing is watching a movie. Ow, ow, ow! I'm not wearing an undershirt and my badge is poking into my skin.
What's going on here? Is there a fan learning the neighborhood? I'm here to arrest and hopefully stage the prison suicide of the
mastermind of this operation. Homer Simpson. Oh, mastermind. We got our man. Thanks to a tip from a heroic American snitch. What have you turned me in? Who was it? You. Superintendant, Chalmers. You never forgave me for that time. We wore the same Hawaiian shirt to that lüo. You're gonna take dad. You got to do something. I'm on it. Ah, Copyright in the Carrio! Copyright in the Carrio! You know that's Copyright. You know that's Copyright. That is Copyright in Frinchment and Deformation. That is Copyright in Frinchment and Deformation.
Don't look at it! Someone's on me, a take-out! Here plugs in. Blinders on. We trained for this. The the the the only place you'll be watching movies without having to buy a ticket is Chal. The only place you'll be watching movies without having to buy a ticket is Chal. Find out who turned me in. It's probably someone I would never suspect. Never suspect. Your bones of sympathy are all I have. Whoever did this to me will be haunted by unbearable guilt forever. Forever!
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