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Oh, please! Only what happened? Maybe some easy listening music will make you feel better about the story. Turn on 89.9. Like most of my problems, it all started at most. Alright, so the rules are, every time the news guy says, Senator, we gotta take a drink. It'll be nice to let someone else decide when I drink. Too much pressure. Uh, yeah, channel 6 tip line. I just caught two senators doing it in the alley. I just caught two senators doing it in the alley. Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! In the alley, in the alley, in the alley. Me? I'm just a reliable source. That's source. Source! Source! SAURCE! We have heard from a very reliable source, news involving multiple senators. I'm going to read a list of senators with possibly more senators. To be named later by other senators. Senator Abertrubbe, Senator Billingley, Senator Ballant. Oh, damn the place is flaking again. It's just plaster walls. It's just plaster walls.

If we're plastering, yeah. If we're plastering, yeah. Once intoxicated, we had a great idea. Hey, swings! I hate my kid again! Wow, I'll save you! The only way out is in! Hey, look at me! I'm going up! Home! Home! This research server! Who the guys? Guys? Don't worry, home! I'll call the cops. I'll write my senator. Senator! Oh, am I going to die in a playground like some uncoordinated child? But I did learn something from all this. I thought I'd be a little bit more serious. I'm going to be a little bit more serious. Well, I did learn something from all this. The sprinklers in this park come on at 3am. Hey, thanks for throwing the ball back. Really? I'll come back with a fire truck. I just have to get the kids to school first. Oh, are the kids with you? Hi, Dad. Hey, guys. Why are you ducked down like that? Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom. At least we hope it's bottom. Don't worry. It's bottom, alright.

That's why I was tarny today. And that's why I was tarny today. That's why I was tarny today. So I am tarny sure. So I am tarny sure. Tarny again, letter bro. Tarny again, letter bro. And with that tarniness, you have at last crossed the boundary where I can legally apply physical discipline. Willie, got me a switch. What about the one your mother used in you? It broke on my butt, ex. Surf's your eight. Far-eating, jump, street, out of the jar! Damn it! That's not even a swivel chair. Skate, skate, fast as you can! But I'll catch you! I'm the principal man! It's the kind of education you're missing. Oh no, uphill! One place my car can't go! Oh, would you like a quote? Ah, yes. Some cars happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde. PS, your car is totaled. Whoa! Safe! Oh, not totally. Whoa!

What are you doing in here? Hiding from the cops. Well, I can't have cops sniffing around here. Some of them might be girls. Can't I just stay a little? I only committed this robbery to help my kid. See, this is Jeremy. Need to get him braces? I always thought that if I'd had braces, I'd have smiled more. Yeah, I bet you have a great smile. Huh? Like a rhomba! Bars, Bars, we're in Much McColleys. A pursuit! A pursuit! We continue our pursuit. We continue our pursuit. We are in pursuit! We are in pursuit! So why'd you come here? I run a respectable tree house. Just wondering if you've seen anything. Where it is, you'll snitch for candy. You can't buy me with a candy bar that has coconut. And maybe this is more your neighborhood. My real estate. You got a deal. So what do you know? I saw a guy with a gun and a snake tattoo. Say he was going to hide out on top of Mount Springfield.

Mount Springfield, eh? Strap on your crampons, boys! Eddie, prepare my litter. Lill you are responsible for my oxygen, food, water, and cleaning. You have to clean me. I'll clean you. Dude, thank you. Why did you save me? We all always have to stick together. Outlaw? You? Stolen bowling shoes, three-to-glasses, crusty, sandy, and this cage for my pet. Oh, what do you feed him? My ADD meds. Ah, listen, would you like two tickets to the school musical? My son plays the butcher in Fiddler on the roof. I'm busy that night. Yeah, look at you. Are you okay? Don't put more in there. Going for the record. What record stupidest death? I'm blood. Merci beaucoup. Oh, well, you're very well. That's French for hello. Actually, I think it. Look his partner, competitive eater. A fat kid with a dream? I can't compete with that. What does a competitive eater eat? All the glamour foods. Pizza, boiled eggs, chicken wings, and the big enchilada.

Which is not enchiladas, but hot dogs. 69 hot dogs is the current record. As the great Kobayashi says, That de kuro toki itaio. What does that mean? That's going to hurt coming out. Is Kobayashi the number one? The correct term is Gurgitator. I won't be using the correct term then. Firstly, everyone uses his technique. Japanese. Jai demonstrate. What if I just go sit alone? Oh, you're doing it. Ready? Sat? Jabbates! That's not going down. This happens from time to time. Maybe this isn't the sport for you. It's not a sport. It's my life. Ah, he's sweet. What am I doing? He's just Ralph with a dream. The dream of not Ralph. But I'm sure I could totally change and fix him. Can I join you for lunch? Sure. How many whole pizzas would you like? Can I just have a slice? Interesting technique. Whoa. You didn't tell me you had a play stadium for.

It's the first I've seen it. Something's fishy, Bart. Where's the gift receipt? Where's the gift receipt? Reveal the pepper receipts. What receipts? Reveal the pepper receipts. What receipts? What's on receipts? What's on receipts? Where's the packet of desiccants that says do not eat? And believe me, you shouldn't. I have a feeling this play stadium was liberated. I have a feeling this play stadium was liberated. So liberated. So liberated. Liberated for apple. Liberated for apple. Liberated for apple. From its previous owner and given to me in gratitude. Liberated. You mean stolen? Without me. C-R-I- There it is, at the end.

Oh, hi. Is Lisa home? Yes, she is. And who are you? Lucas. It's pronounced Luca Dollar. That's my competition name. I'm a competitive eater. Competitive eater? Did I hear right? I could be a competitive eater? I could be a competitive eater? I could be a competitive eater? I could be a competitive eater? I could be a competitive eater? And that makes me the Jackie Robinson of the sport. And you are the racist Philadelphia manager. I could be a competitive eater? I will when you open your mind to change. So what should we practice? Vienna sausage, blueberry pie, short form, oatmeal, long course, freestyle baked beans, catfish, ooh, cow brains. Beans, beans, we'll do beans. Never saw the pork eat the beans before. Actually, I'm a little surprised Lisa likes him. Really? Just in blobro over there doesn't remind you of anyone. 800 dollars! They cut me out of that slide. So about the money with those firemen. Women marry their fathers, Marge. So you just might be needing your future cannon law. No! No! God bless us. You can do better.

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