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Thanks for taking me in, man. I guess I can't help but feel fully responsible. Halloween. I'll never gaze from my thick eyeglasses. I'll never gaze from my thick eyeglasses. Gaze upon! Gaze upon! Gazing up at a cross. Gazing up at a cross. To your thick eyeglasses ever again. What you need my friend is the Canadian Duff. Beauty, eh? So! Why does that chick think she owns the painting? Oh, Don and I went on a vacation to a resort island called Isla Verde. I bought the painting in a cafe, but that night she ran off with a parasailing instructor. Not your fault, man. Those parasailing guys take whatever they want. It was never her painting. That woman will say anything to keep herself in electric cigarettes.

And I go back to that cafe artist to prove it. But nothing's gonna get me LeWan back. Hmm. Hmm. Okay, all I gotta do is take a quick ferry to Isla Verde, find Cafe Artista and now back up Kurt's story. That will prove the painting was his and now ours. Oh, Homer Simpson, that painting has torn the town apart, destroyed Kirk and LeWan's marriage, and everyone's very worried about New House. He's been playing dancing revolution for hours, but the TV is off. But our caution! That picture is brought out the worst in everyone, please! Just let it go! You're not gonna let it go, are you? I wish I knew how. This is so exciting! My first time establishing Providence! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just remember, if your mother asks, I took you to a wine tasting. That's a terrible thing for a father to do. That's why she'll believe it.

Hmm. This Quaint Artist community has gotten a little touristy. Excuse me! We're trying to find Cafe Artista. Yes, top of the hill. Three discos up. Four gelatos on the left. You can't miss it. It's right between the disco and the gelato place. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Welcome to Cafe Artista. Would you like a glass of struple? It's a liquor made of fermented capers. The official drink of the island. Hmm. Sounds delicious. It's not. Hey, a friend of mine bought a painting here. Oh, yes. I remember that painting. And that is the man I sold it to. And that man sold it to me. That proves the painting is mine. And nothing gets stopped me from selling it and keeping all the money. I love art. Art. What do you know about art? You don't even know who painted that picture. Yes, we do. It's a Johann Ortonvalt. Long. It's a me. What? I painted it. Me. Cloucetsegler. Who? Oh. This is where I painted your so-called Ortonvalt. Prove it. Ah, crap. You're a forger. Forger is such a cool word. Forger is such a cool word.

You were cruel, cruel. You were cruel, cruel. You were cruel, cruel. Cruelling justice. Cruelling justice. Cruelling justice. I'm an art forger. Your painting was an early painting. Which I gave to the cafe owner to pay off my stupew tab. Then why did the auctioner say it was real? I have fooled galleries around the world with my loving imitations. With my loving imitations. Serve imitation imitation crab. Serve imitation imitation sugar. Segalsegler. Seglersegler. Harb. Harb. She is Harb. Harb. Harb. Harb. Harb? I'm a horrible, horrible person. I'm a horrible, horrible person. You have geniuses who spend years perfecting their styles. Perhaps you are the one who is horrible. What? You only cared about that painting when you thought it was created by someone famous. Well, no, but now when I look at it all I see is a fraud. All I see is a fraud. A fraud. I'm a fraud. I'm a fraud. Beauty is beauty. Forger is the pleasure to people all over the world. The only real question to ask about art, whether it's in the Louvre or on the Fricements Wall at Cal State Fullerton, is did it move you?

But you still, I mean, I suppose you're right. What if I never liked the painting and only wanted it for money? Then you, I respect. Ah! Well, great. The painting is worthless. This was all for nothing. And when March finds out she's going to kill me. Well, on that fault, perhaps, I can be of assistance. If there's one thing art is good for, it's to melt the frost which often hardens a woman's heart. It's to melt the frost which often hardens a woman's heart. Is there a thing point? Is there a thing point? Is there a thing point? Is there a thing point? Is there a thing point? While you're at it, could you make me a couple more? I'll pay you in strupo. Oh! Perfect! Now let's art. Rockin'.

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