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We're here in for a treat. Today's assembly is devoted to a special kind of history. Today's assembly is devoted to a special kind of history. The assembly is over. The assembly is over. No assembly instructions. No assembly instructions. No! Living history. No! No! And this madness. We have two guests who have come from Springfield. We come from Springfield. Illinois. 1858. Please welcome here to debate the important issues of the day. Stephen Douglas and Abraham Lincoln. I appear before you today for the purpose of discussing the leading political topics. Which now, entertain the public mind. Which now, entertain the public mind. Just, entertain the reason. Anjetya and the reason. God forbid we agitate the snowflakes. God forbid we agitate the snowflakes. Get the dirt, Squirt. Well, it seems the good landowners of Springfield Elementary are rejecting Mr. Douglas's position on tariffs. Get a room! I shared beds with men all the time. It was a common practice. You common practice. Help! Please, good people. These are times of powerful passion. Why are you confusing yourself? Now fellow countrymen, a house divided against itself. Oh, guess what? I also play Frankenstein. Nuh! Douglas is getting away. Nuh! Douglas is getting away. Skinner? I have seven other principles and I've never yelled their names, not even once. You know what these kids lack? No, certainly not a caring, super-intended. I, uh, respect. That's what these kids lack. So we will hold a contest to make them tell us who they respect, who their heroes are. A contest, but sir, we don't have any money to pay for prizes. We had to rent out our multi-purpose room to a Japanese American social club. Don Batsuo! The answer is simple, Seymour. Get a corporate sponsor. Get a corporate sponsor. The sponsor? The sponsor? She's my AA sponsor. She's my AA sponsor. But don't worry, you won't have to compromise yourself. So, from now on, our cafeteria will only serve delicious stuff, which is heroes, hogies, and torpedoes. What about Poe Boys? Sorry, Nelson, poor boys, such as yourself will go hungry. Now, please welcome the star of Stuff, which is ads, who lost 400 pounds eating only Stuff, which subs, Ezra. Tell us your hero, and you can win a Stuff, which college scholarship. Then you can be a hero like me. What makes you a hero? I don't eat as much as I did. So the chain-up dude cuts off his own foot to save his family from jigsaw. My hero is my mom's boyfriend, who took me to that movie when I was three. I call him Uncle Rob, because he robbed us. Madam Curie, we just might have this one in the bag. My hero, or should I say hero in? Dazzled the early 20th century with her scientific discoveries? Okay, calm down. Maybe he's talking about Margaret Mead. In the field of radioactivity! I give you Madam Marie, Spludoshka Curie. I knew you! Martin took my topic. What do I do? Oh, just make a speech about Dad. Everyone does that. Everyone does that with good dads, but with our dad, it's like climbing Mount Everest. You either plant your flag at the top of the world, or get frozen in agony forever. Old, or get frozen in agony forever. In agony forever. In agony forever. Four hours of vial agony. Four hours of vial agony. Either way, hell of a show. People, please, Martin has left the building. He had an orthodontist appointment. Okay, dad's my hero. Why is he my hero? We can be heroes. We're just for one day. We can be heroes. Why did it happen again? Lisa, Lisa Simpson, you have ten seconds to get to the podium. I'm around to eat these. Our final contestant is Lisa Simpson, who was last seen, leaving in tears. Near tears? Not in them? No. My hero isn't famous. Loser. Isn't it rich? Pacific. And isn't in any history books. He makes me sick. He's my dad. He works two jobs to get me a pony. He started me playing the saxophone you all love. And anyone can put a bandaid on, but my dad knows how to take it off so it doesn't hurt. The trick is, wait, several weeks. And when my dad was a soccer referee, and when my dad was a soccer referee, She's a referee. She's a referee. Do you know what a referee is? Do you know what a referee is? He had the guts to red card me. His only talking daughter. Because he knew I was diving. In the history of soccer, he is the only parents ever take size against his own kid. And he was right. He made me a better person. Because that's what heroes do. That's what heroes do. I'm so glad I was forced to come. People, people, we have a tie. Yes, which means that nobody wins. The money goes back in the school general fund. But we will put both speeches online, behind a paywall. Now, please fold up your chairs and stack them. Because I'm a great school hero. Lisa never lies. I'm a great school hero. And heroes never die. I just won't get tall. I sang with a low. Yeah, I won't get tall. Where did my lawn mower go? Well, look who's back. Hmm. Hey, dad. Lisa, your speech was one of the nicest things anyone's ever done for me. When did you come up with the idea? You must have worked on it for days. Oh, dad. You don't want the details. No one wants to see the sausage being made. The sausage being made? Where? I'll leave there someone here to see you. Coming. I haven't forgotten about the sausage. Mr. Simpson, I am the executive vice president of the World Football Federation. What do you Americans call soccer? Tau! I'm sure you are familiar with the World Cup, the quadrennial drama unmatched on the planet. Oh, yeah, that's the thing. The guys at the dry cleaners get so excited about every four years. I'm afraid there has been an epidemic of referees. I'm afraid there has been an epidemic of referees. It's an epidemic. It's an epidemic. So there's an epidemic of people leaving their TVs on. So there's an epidemic of people leaving their TVs on. It's being bribed to throw games. From the premier leagues to the playgrounds all has been tainted. We need a symbol of integrity like yourself. We need a symbol of integrity like yourself. What's integrity? What's integrity? Hard work, integrity, hard work, integrity. Of course I am, but how do you know? Oh, your daughter's speech went viral. No, no, I mean it spread like wildfire. Much better. Mr. Simpson, please help us. The rot is everywhere. In fact, I see that I myself am about to be arrested for corruption. You will have to take it from here, Peter. Yes, I will take good care of your wife. Wait, what does that mean? Mr. Simpson, I am the new executive vice president of the WFF. We need outsiders like you to come to the World Cup as our guest and to ref our games properly. Well, no one has ever questioned my professionalism except my profession. Hmm, what do you think, sweetie? Dad, they're offering us an all expenses pay trip to the greatest sporting event on Earth. The 2008 Super Bowl? Oh, I wish. Eli Manning's pass to David Tyree. What about the World Cup? I need your answer now. Hmm, sure, why not?

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