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Well, I'll be right there. Just saying goodbye to my mother. Seymour, I'm going out for a walk. Uh-huh. See you in several months at the zoonest. We have a problem, Seymour. I did everything for you and you stabbed me in the back. And you stabbed me in the back. No stabbing. No stabbing. No stabbing. No stabbing. No stabbing. No stabbing. No stabbing. No stabbing. Wait a minute. I knew you were a neat freak, Skinner. But you beat your rug till it, please. All right. I'll come clean. All right. I'll come clean. I'll come clean. I'll come clean. While we're coming clean, I stole your identity three years ago. I woke up and surprisingly, Mother wasn't there beside me. She was dead. Still, I can't be sure I killed her. Well, I'm sure our town's police force will handle this competently. Now I could investigate further, but you don't want to sit in a jailer weekend. Chief, that was a very bad idea. I don't want to sit in a jailer weekend. Chief, that was awfully arbitrary. Not compared to this. Go. Let me handle this. Just go upstairs and shut the door. There are some things only a boy should see. Oh, my. Oh, my. Now, do you want to dispose of this jelly soap pillow? Just call me the cleaner. Where's the body? She's in a better place. The deed is done. I wish you'd asked me before you... You kill him, I get rid of him. It's always been our deal, but I do have one question. Do you want the head? No, no, God no. Well, if you change your mind, it'll be in my freezer, but only for a week. Get a lot of ice cream coming in. If this were a movie, Mother wouldn't let me watch it. Now I'm afraid it's time to start your new life. He'll be hunted on the run, searching for the man who killed your mother, which is you, so avoid mirrors. Krusty, I have some very bad news. The foreign crusties are all harder than you. I wish Krusty's got a show on Broadway. Hey, where's your monkey? It never was a monkey. I was just telling stories to forget me consumption. They see there, they need to hit the word monkey harder if they want to get a laugh. Don't you get what I'm trying to tell you? You are now the least popular Krusty in the world. What about Romanian Krusty? What you mean president for life, Krusty? Ugh. I'm still gonna piece, right? But you're the least successful version of you there is. Ah, piece. Now let's see where this goes. Oh, here's Krusty. This is your baby. The only thing working round here is your libido. Oh, now I know I'm awaked into the sea with the pockets full of rocks. On Christmas. Why doesn't this material work for me? See more, the cops are on their way. Here's a bus ticket to Juarez and your fake ID. Oh, come on. I don't look anything like this dick fiddler. No, you don't. Yet. I don't want to sound ungrateful, but could I eat one of the potatoes? Sorry, but dick fiddler is allergic to potatoes. He's allergic. He's allergic. My boy, you are allergic. allergic? My boy, you are allergic. allergic? I understand. You're crazy. You're crazy. allergic? I understand. Dad, thanks for sticking up for me. Someday I may have to fake my own death, and maybe you can help me with that. Sure, dad. Someday soon, as in what are you doing this Friday? Plastic fiddler! Gentlemen, I can't run away from what I've done. I accept that I killed my mother. My whole life she's belittled me. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I accept that I killed my mother. My whole life she's belittled me. My whole life she's belittled me. They belittled me. They belittled me. How did I belittle you? How did I belittle you? Maybe deep down, I'm glad. This is gone far enough. I'm starting to think the school project is more than meets the eye. Mother, you're alive? See more? When this fat guy and his kid asked me to fake my death to punish you, I said, sure, that's something to do. You know, when you're clear like that, you look really beautiful. But when I just heard you say you were glad to see me dead, I thought, now I've got to be meaner to you than ever. How is that possible? I've stopped taking those pills that keep me nice. Ah! Kidlar! Kidlar, you look stupid in that bed. Kidlar! This dream is getting weird. So I heard many of you are dissatisfied with my 75% cut of your take. Well, we did consider letting you keep more. Yeah! But instead, we're giving you something even better. I will do a guess shot on each of your shows. Huh? Huh? To be seen like a ballon. To be seen like a ballon. Break them. Twist them around. Break them. Twist them around. Twist your warts. Twist your warts. What? God, all these hay hay! Let's slice him up and cook him in our traditional dishes. What happened, Christy? Gage, you think he's something? I'm very bad in a crisis. I also can't add lib. Memorize anything in Provertella joke. You know, why did you even become a plow? Well, I was supposed to be one of the sad ones. They smoke. They talk. They smoke and talk and smoke. Smok, smok, smok, talk, talk, talk. The itch-um-a-scratch-um-ro. Shhh.

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