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What the?! What the?! What the?! What the?! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Aren't you noticed? If it's not final, who cares? Don't care! There you go! If it's important, I'll call back. Mom, dad! The retirement home lost its license and grandpa has nowhere to live! Go! At man can't remember anything except our number! Get in the car, dad. Look who's here! The big dummy! You do know I'm a doctor now. Yeah, MD! Major dummy! Green pump, what happened? This place is unlivable! My contract clearly promised! Barely livable! My contract clearly promised! Barely livable! Reading contracts! Reading contracts! Legal weapons contracts! Legal weapons contracts! Yeah, we're closing down Kajya Stadium here until they fix up their violations and they're a lot of them. Manicom nurses! Like I said, lot of violations. Oh, I guess grandpa's coming home with us. On last? What about that nice dog boarding place? It's a really good one! Where they each have their own dog partner? No cows! You're right. Bad idea, bad idea. Should we just, you know, drive by and take a look at the place? Be careful! Bad idea! Bad idea!

When are your relatives going to be here? Can I be honest with you? They're not. We're all alone in this world. All I have left is a phone message from my late wife. Pick up the phone, big shot! I know you're there! You're both coming home with us! You mean it? Mm-hmm. Just let me say goodbye to my girlfriend. Don't get fat. Honey, grandpa is the closest thing I have to a father and I love him. But three oxygen usurises? Only, only will be old someday. Speak for yourself! Glug, glug, glug, chomp, chomp, chomp! Glug, glug, glug, chomp! My lifestyle is my retirement plan. Oh! And don't forget my ripple! You're not taking your ripple. Without ripple, I never would have had you! Ripple's your real daddy! It's gonna be a swell flop house, sister! It's gonna be a swell flop house, sister! Swell. Swell. Swell. Swell. So, where should we park our pills? What pills? Don't worry, my rich child proof! Oh! Hold on! How are we doing with those cats? Uh, my boy, your job is to guide me! Well, I really think you should watch your temper. I didn't down the stairs, you stupid kid! Stupid kid? Do you really think that's the way we should communicate? You just want to see your old man tripping fall! Well, sorry that is the point, you lad! But what the... No! Not what I was hoping for, but it'll do.

Okay, boys, shower up! And I better hear some towel snapping! Months what is wrong with you? Now you get undressed in front of everyone that's staring at you! Is that women's underwear? My mom can't afford to buy me clothes, so I wear her hand me downs! Months is the kind of poverty that toughens you up! Toughens you up, make a man out of you! Toughens you up, make a man out of you! Toughens you up, make a man out of you! If you're going to live like this, you have to toughen up! If you're going to live like this, you have to toughen up! But this fish is sad! Hey, leave him alone! I tune in the pain of hand me down underwear! My dad buys the inner pants gorilla's wear during monkey show! So if you're going to laugh at Nelson, laugh at me too! Simpson, I won't forget this! From now on, you and I are as tight as whites!

I'm getting wrinkles! I've had enough to hear those freeloting wrinkle bags! I've had enough to hear those freeloting wrinkle bags! I'm getting wrinkles! They're all wrinkles. Oh, wrinkles. They pee all night. They cry all day. And every time they use a computer, the fun is huge. Dad, did it ever occur to you that we're learning how to take care of you when you're older by watching the way you treat grandpa? Have you seen how he treats my grandpa? Never visits him. Never even acknowledges his existence. Your grandpa's alive? Oh yeah. Okay. Well, can you please be nicer to our grandpa? For me? I love grandpa. You may not realize it, but he's a treasure. Keep it down in there, you jabbermouths. I'm trying to watch these banter. Please. Okay. You know, I love them too. In a manly way. They never chose itself. Now, we're gonna need three hearing aid batteries. All different and hard to get. And this has to be in the fridge next to the butter. And the butter has to be open. Oh, see what I can do. I can handle them from now on, Marge.

Gentlemen, I've been sinking. My glorious youth and beauty won't last forever. Someday when the leaves have turned and the moon has broken apart into chunks of floating cheese, I will be old. What's your point, pound cake? I'm hoping we can find a way to coexist. I'm hoping we can find a way to coexist. Chosen streams of always coexist. Chosen streams of always coexist. Now you want us to coexist. Now you want us to coexist. What did he say? He wants to see if coast exists. Oh, they do. My uncle Bill is here right now. Oh, Bill! Bill, I'm so sorry. I wasn't a very good ladder holder. That's all I know about that. Did the clock ever get wound?

This can only be good. This family's had a lot of hoods put over their heads. Uh, Chief, something about that looks fishy. You got a suspicious mind, you know? You got a suspicious mind, you know? Nothing suspicious. Nothing suspicious. That wasn't suspicious. That wasn't suspicious. You remind me of that eldest song, uh, uh, Clambick. You know, could you open your mouth when things get hot? Clambick.

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