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And it's for all these reasons and more that the Kingdom of Moab is the least interesting in the Bible. Amen. Amen, we're done. Allow me to introduce our guest speaker from the ill-advised Missionan in Dunesia. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Missionan in Dunesia. Aramish, bymish is to recover that plutonium. Aramish, bymish is to recover that plutonium. Missionan understood Captain. Missionan understood Captain. The Reverend Carter Talweedaya. Oh. I know how you feel, young man. Huh? The children in my village are just like you. One boy named Sumadi never comes to church. He is always tying the monkey's tails together and yelling, Tiger is gone. When in fact, Tiger is there. Oh. Unfortunately, Sumadi is sick now. What? Sumadi has a problem? Sumadi and others equally, though, I'd need urgent medical treatment. After all, we're all just children of Allah. I mean, God, sorry. Ah, recent convert. For Sumadi, born in such a terrible country. Now, wait a minute. But good news. To help him, we will now have a second collection. What's not shimpathetic nodding enough? What's not shimpathetic nodding enough? But ultimately sympathetic. But ultimately sympathetic. You don't think people will be sympathetic? You don't think people will be sympathetic? Mom, can I have some money? I'm sorry, honey. I'm all out. I spent all I had lighting that candle for great Aunt Betty. I hope that wasn't somebody's Aunt Betty or something. Dad, please, for Sumadi? Sorry, son. I only have 20s. And if God needs money, why doesn't he just write another Bible? The first one sold pretty well? Does anyone remember when it was considered rude to talk in church? Pipe down, Dad. Please? All right, son. But you have to pay me back. Life is good. Do you have my money? What? Do you have my money? How could I? Right, right. Too soon. Do you have my money? Seriously? Do you have my money? Where's my money? Where's my money? Where's my money? It's been a rough patch, man. It's been a rough patch, man. It's rough. Tura! Tura! Tura? Tura? Kupi got something to cheer me up. Well, there is one fun fact I've been saving for an emergency situation. Did you know there really was a Duncan Hines? Where's my money? Do you have my money? Where is it? You know if you had the money, I'm right here. Do you have the money? Money, money, money, money! Oh Mark, quit banning the boy! Crashers, how you make your beloved diamonds, March? I don't have any diamonds. We're pressuring me! Money, money, I need money! Would you eat anything for money? I guess, who are you? School play, damn Yankees. Children of the playground! I will eat anything for money! Except money! I'll give you a quarter if you eat my gum. I'll give you another if you eat mine. Here's some orthodontic wax. And from fitter and st. John's Wart. And here's something that'll make you forget about the other stuff. I, Caramba. So well she got. Alright, Simpson. 20 big ones says you're not messed up enough to eat this. No, Mark, no! Do it and you'll always be known as the kid who ate that dead frog. Raise my money! Get my money! Money, money, money, money! Easiest money I ever... Son by rights, I should be playing banjo with your funeral. I should be playing banjo with your funeral. Your funeral. Your funeral. We have to deal with the funeral! We have to deal with the funeral! Let frog was filled with the guilds and from Mounderhide, a highly toxic poison. Highly toxic poison. It was toxic, it was toxic. She is toxic, she is toxic. Here's your money, dad. What? Did you owe me some money? And Homer, here's your bill for $4,000. So, where's my money? You got my money, where's my money? Seriously, where's my money? Ew! It's the kid who ate the dead frog! Herba-vor! That's some unilite plants. I name the frog Herba. Even you won't sit with me! Bart, if you sit here, I'll be the boy who sat next to the boy who ate the frog. And I'm already the boy who shared a comb with the boy. And I'm already the boy who shared a comb with the boy. Co...co... Brush comb alien. Brush comb alien. Who threw up on the boy who wet his pants at the winter carnival? Yes, I would have given you the money. What's the matter, frog in your throat? You're the ones that paid me to eat it. Oh, we're here, is Ribbit Ribbit! Oh! You said this was a simple bullying job! Digs in freedom, at your service? Digs is short for digby. Thanks. I'm the kid who ate the frog. Oh, so you're the reason I had to dissect a muppet in biology today.adj
1. compelling immediate action
e.g. too pressing to permit of longer delay
the urgent words `Hurry! Hurry!'
bridges in urgent need of repair
Synonym: pressing
noun
1. a brake operated by hand
usually operates by mechanical linkage
Synonym: hand brakeemergency brakeparking brake
2. a sudden unforeseen crisis (usually involving danger) that requires immediate action
e.g. he never knew what to do in an emergency
Synonym: exigencypinch
3. a state in which martial law applies
e.g. the governor declared a state of emergency
adj
1. relating to vibrations that occur as a result of vibrations in a nearby body
e.g. sympathetic vibration
Synonym: harmonic
2. showing or motivated by sympathy and understanding and generosity
e.g. was charitable in his opinions of others
kindly criticism
a kindly act
sympathetic words
a large-hearted mentor
Synonym: charitablebenevolentkindlygood-heartedopenheartedlarge-hearted
3. having similar disposition and tastes
e.g. with their many similar tastes, he found her a most sympathetic companion
4. expressing or feeling or resulting from sympathy or compassion or friendly fellow feelings
disposed toward
e.g. sympathetic to the students' cause
a sympathetic observer
a sympathetic gesture
5. (of characters in literature or drama) evoking empathic or sympathetic feelings
e.g. the sympathetic characters in the play
Synonym: appealinglikeablelikable
6. of or relating to the sympathetic nervous system
e.g. sympathetic neurons
sympathetic stimulation
adj
1. of or relating to or caused by a toxin or poison
e.g. suffering from exposure to toxic substances
verb
1. make a mathematical, chemical, or grammatical analysis of
break down into components or essential features
e.g. analyze a specimen
analyze a sentence
analyze a chemical compound
Synonym: analyzeanalysebreak downtake apart
2. cut open or cut apart
e.g. dissect the bodies for analysis
noun
1. the act of intimidating a weaker person to make them do something
Synonym: intimidation
adj
1. without careful prior deliberation or counsel
e.g. ill-advised efforts
it would be ill-advised to accept the offer
took the unadvised measure of going public with the accusations
Synonym: unadvised