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So Mart says I gotta ask Lisa on a date. Should you remember how to ask out a girl, Homer? Yeah, you've been out of the game a long time there. Guys, lay off, Homer. Now you quit stall and then call your daughter like a man. Uh, it feels weird. Just asking daughter to have dinner with you. What is a big deal? Ah, he's doing it. He's calling a girl. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh, it's ringing. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Hello? Uh, hello, Lisa. I know your brother and... Oh, stupid, stupid, stupid. Calm down, calm down. She doesn't know it's you. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Hello? Oh, sure, Lisa. You dad's right here. Dad, did you just call? Uh, yeah, hey, listen. Your mom thinks that maybe you and I should have dinner together sometime. Just the two of us? Ha, yeah, I knew you'd take it to dumb. I love that. See you tonight. Woohoo! I got to date with my daughter. Yeah, we all been there. No need to act like it just invented air conditioning. So you see Chief Snake wasn't stealing that stuff out of greed. He was stealing it to thank me. Please, denied. Please, denied. Please, please. A plea. A plea. A plea. A plea. Worm up the electric chair, Lou. Are you not done yet? The instructions are in Swedish, Chief. We got this from Akkilia. Yo, I totally speak Swedish. Flowing away? Um, yaw. I don't know what he says, Lou. Well, but Chief. But, but, but, quit arguing and give him the little wrench. Quit arguing and give him the little wrench. Saga, wrench. Saga, wrench. Piggy, wrench. Piggy, wrench. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, let him out, Lou. Let him out. But Chief, we got guns. We got a little wrench. It's caught. Yeah, all right. Ech, ech, ech. Thanks for coming down, Bart. You won't need to save me a third time. You're going straight. If I get caught, it's suicide by cop. Oh, I don't like the sound of that. It means I get you to shoot me, dude. Yeah, still sounds like a lot of paperweak. Here are volume eyes, sir. Collon. Hello, Marjorie. Hi. You look like an NBA coach. Yes, well, it's especially a bing and I thought it best not to look like a monkey. Hmm. Don't worry. I won't embarrass you. I will put my napkin in my lap. I will use the utensils provided for me. And if our food is slow and coming, I will blow my stack in a manner befitting the Earl of Yarborough. All right. You've made your point. Hey, I can't screw this up. Or Lisa will get stuck with someone like me. Holy. I don't have a problem with you. Except your buttons are off one. Actually, this is a cooler button. See, this is a cooler button. See? Pop color. Pop color. Max is color. It goes like this. Sure. Is there no one to your fault finding? Maggie, help me with this shirt. So Mr. Burns never realized it was Maggie who saved the plant? Nope. Now, how's that drink? Can I temple up that Shirley? Oh, I'm fine. When have we decided? Yeah, help me out here. What is the normal amount of entrees per person? One, sir. I mean for adults. One. I mean for adult males. Yes, I repeat, one. All right. I'll have the lasagna. All right. Meet or vegetarian? Oh, vegetarian. Can the red sauce be cow blood? We'll see what we can do. Is that mom? Oh, Mark, can you come with me for a minute? Mark, please control your jealousy. Control your jealousy. Was jealousy. Was jealousy. Oh, jealous. Oh, jealous. This is your daughter. We need to have a conversation in loud whispers. Oh, excuse me, Lisa. A friend from high school. Only I felt terrible when you said I felt stuck with you. But then I realized I am stuck with you. I couldn't stop loving you if I tried. I'm sorry, that's all very nice. But I can't forget what you said. I know, homie. I know you well enough to know you're not ready to forgive me yet. But I also know you well enough to know that this will work. Where did you get that dress? Remember that sewing machine? You say I never use? Well, I sold it and bought this dress. Wow, wow, that looks just like the dress you wore on Project Runway. Shush, shush, shush. Oh, right. I mean, this looks like a dress from a local Springfield store. Oh, it's forgiven. Let's have dinner. Dad, I believe we were on a date? Oh, of course, you're right, honey. I'll just turn a bucket at the bar. Well, hello. And you're lasagna with cow blood, sir? Thanks, Frenchy. I'm not French. I'm just pissy. Lucas, you're not competitive eating anymore? No, I realized that was unrealistic. Well, that's a relief. My new goal is to become whatever Adele is. Just call me pound duke-a-doller. What if I just taught you how to whistle? Well, you know how to whistle like with your mouth? Hey, I'm doing it!