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gleichen anthony clar pengor corndine M-M-M-M. A-we've got a two-month-old. Are you sure you can handle her? Just don't lose his claim ticket. Mi...that Church doesn't look very inspiring. What a bland marquee. It doesn't look very infighting. This whole crowd's gonna be a must-sermon today. Darling. Did St. Paul worry about the crowds? Oh, he wrote letters. Any fool can write letters. Owl... Uu-ah, anu-ah, mgiggles, m M- ?? LeMusic Uitwa Ya, adynt the Chris Smith is not about what happened in a manger some 2,000 years ago. It is about what you do for others now. Give me the church bulletin! Give me the church bulletin! That's doing his bulletin. This is a CBS News bulletin. This is a CBS News bulletin. Lovejoy's on fire! Chris Smith is the Holy Spirit. I don't know there were dobs in there. Give with your hearts, give with your acts, and you will know the true meaning of Christmas. Oh, my God! Wow, what a show now! I haven't felt this inspired since the blueberries at breakfast.

Daddy, permission for a religious fit? A brief one. I said a fit, not a fervor. That sermon really inspired me. This whole Christmas has been about money. Oh, are you with the salvation army? What makes you think that? Bless you. But I'm going to give gifts that aren't expensive and come from the heart. I don't know. Christmas didn't get to be the number one holiday by being about love. When a woman talks, she just wants to be heard. Chris, the end! Hey, Marge, we're running out of chestnuts over here. Well, they don't grow long trees! Ah, yeah, they do. What about a romantic carriage ride through the snow? What about a romantic carriage ride through the snow? Where's the carriage? Carried chewing the carriage. Where's the carriage? Carried chewing the carriage. Your carriage is waiting. Your carriage is waiting.

Oh, setting it up! I don't think you're giving them what they were promised, Dad. The secret is, don't read the comment cards. Where do the people sit? I thought they were just going to watch me. Excuse me, this eggnog is terrible. Oh, eggnog is terrible. Those stacking are not hung by the chimney with care. Why don't I do this for money? Why don't I do this for money? And the Christmas special on your television is one of the worst. We now return to King Winter feasts on his children. By the time Princess Summer comes to save you, you'll all be blood in my beard. You're own father's beard! How long to see Santa? How would I know I'm an accountant? I imagine for a small business, huh? God, I hate Christmas.

Huh? Mr. Flanders, where's your store? Hey, I'm down to a kiosk. Thanks to that place. Actually, half a kiosk. Jerry, but there's Reen here. No cream is finer than Mold Kiosk cream. Jello, use it. No thanks. It is no wonder you are not married. Flip me back. If I have to give presents, I'll give presents with a purpose. One for Maggie? Check. Oh, that's left is Bart. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ah, perfect. Fall from Satan's power as we were gone astray. All tidings of comfort and joy. In Bethlehem in Israel, this blessed babe was born. Enough, stop. Christmas carols only have one verse. Well, they may have more, but the second verse is where they get all weird and religiously.

Ah, more with sail, please. And don't skimp on the aromatic bitters. For your information, Gloria, my wasle is just gatorade I put in the microwave. I drank that under the missile tool. It's not missile tool. Just cherries and lettuce. Oh, I thought when I ate it, it wasn't poisonous. I've opened up my house to you, and all you do is fill this joyous season with petty complaints. Ho, ho, ho. Not now. Take out that pillow and put it in room three. Pillow acted as a girdle. Any more questions? Oh, yes. Will the pudding be figgy? The pudding will be jello. Quite so. I'm going to sulk in my room. I'm going to sulk in my room. Don't sulk. Don't sulk. It demands to sulk. It demands to sulk. The only thing good about this place is the piano player.