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My sisters are nuts. I'm happy being married the whole more. Most of the time. What the? Wow! Meepie! Maybe you're not cut out for competitive eating. Are you calling me not fat? No, I'm just... Maybe you just haven't found the right food, huh? How about ice cream? Yes! I will lay some herald on that cream. Holy God! It's brain freeze! Oh my God! Get me the flashlight pass out! Get me the flashlight pass out! Pass out. Pass out. You passed out. Hire! I'm still conscious! He's conscious. He's conscious. He's conscious again. He's conscious again. The must kick me harder! Okay, honey. I make you pork chops just like you like them. Plenty. Lights, babe. Sure, you had to drop out of college to feed me full time. Sure, you had to drop out of college to feed me full time. I dropped out of school. I dropped out of school. It's dropped out of school. It's dropped out of school. Now give us a kiss.

What the... Oh, Yon. Another freebie. Better be a 64-gid. Huh? It's full of lame apps. It's full of lame apps. Sowing. Sowing. Sowing. Sowing. You're lame. You're lame. You're lame. Bully avoid her, nose book, Instagram or... This was stolen from Newhouse. From my backpack. Where puppy? Googoo sleeps. Maybe it's time to tell me exactly what's going on. Relax. Listen to the music of this bubble game. So... Peace. No. I won't let this go. It's time you've told me how you've been getting all this stuff. I hope Snake out of a jam so he paid me back in stolen stuff. It was an honorable arrangement, but I never thought he'd steal from you. Snake, eh? I never would have suspected the one criminal in town. You seem stressed. You want to suck some squishy? Sure. Careful. It's uncut syrup. You give it to horses before they race. Shhh. Shhh.

Jailbird, aka Snake. That's his real name. Albert, Nickerbocker, Alloicious Snake. Has been arrested for a series of thefts and maybe put to death under a controversial new statute. Phew! Yeah, we had a law stating three strikes and you're out. But I thought it was. You're out. So I let people go. So now it's four balls and you walk right to the electric chair. It's uh, much clearer, Kent. Bart, I'm so sorry. I just wanted to ruin his life, not end it. You ratted him out? Oh, he's got a kid. A kid? I was crushed when I lost my dad and all he did was move to the holiday inn. I can still see him smoking on the balcony. He looked like he missed something. Maybe me. So you see, we can't let Jailbird fry? Time for the sleepover detectives. I didn't say there'd be a sleepover. Too bad, cause I'm wearing my pajamas under my clothes. And they swim soon under those. One day it'll all pay off.

Mmm. Mmm. Oh, there's my magazine. Look at this. What every father should do for his daughter. Oh, my, give you one. I do something. Just tell me. Don't hide behind a magazine. Right, right, right. According to Judy Klein Smith, a professional freelance writer, fathers should take their daughters out on little dinner dates and treat them like a gentleman would. Then she'll expect the same from the men in her future. Wait, let me get this straight. Sit and eat. That's my punishment. It's not a punishment. But you can't just eat dinner. You have to be gentlemanly and attentive. Oh, I can fake attentive. I've been watching a football game this whole discussion. Not fake attentive. Real attentive. Okay, okay. I'll make it fun. I'll take her to that crab place. All the crabs you can smash. You know Lisa's a vegetarian. She can smash a salad. No. Who are you can't just do the things you wanna do. You have to act like someone you'd want Lisa to marry. If you just act like yourself, she might just... Oh, you know. She might marry someone like me? You think that would be bad. Homie, I love you. But you can be a challenge like doing the daily jumbo. March, you are comparing me to the most infuriating thing in the newspaper. I was just trying to... I'm sleeping on Flanders' couch tonight. I was just crap.